Princess (The Yapper), poodle belonging to Miss Marple.
Princess was was found dead in the back yard while out being a 'good girl'. It is believed the cat Gattino (the Blade) Bruchelli. is responsible. Gattino was last seen in Clawless Joseppi’s Catnipateria on 3rd and State in the Little Italy neighborhood. Gattion is cuddly, cute, adorable and a Murderer. Approach with extreme caution.
Reward: $200 for the successful capture - alive. This reward is offered by Miss Marple. Contact: The Canine Protection League. 605-555-BARK. Your identity will be protected.