Saturday, January 17, 2009
Here in the Confederacy there are some words you can say and some you can't. Little Johnny Crump is having trouble learning the difference. Mrs. Crump is at her wit's end. We aren't sure her 'cure' is working. Their neighbors on Orchard Avenue report that his language explodes in vibrant colors every time the device is removed from his mouth. Johnny comes from a long line of Crumps with this language disorder.