Friday, May 7, 2010

Cloverdale Weekend Television. The Kelly Family

Cloverdale Weekend Weather:
Gusting winds are expected throughout the shire today bringing temperatures down and pollen counts up. Coats and jackets are advised along with several clean handkerchiefs for those suffering from allergies.
The Kelly Family will perform tonight on Cloverdale Weekend Television starting at 21:30 hours. A clip of the performance is included in this posting. The program is suitable for all viewers.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Cloverdale's Tempest

A spring storm thundered over Cloverdale last night. The Booming of thunder followed each blinding light sending the village’s youngest into their parent’s beds. Power went out for nearly an hour when the Milton’s old oak lost a branch over the power lines causing the main switch in the power house near the Clover River to trip. Of course, this happened in the middle of the night causing several to arrive late for work.

The Coastal Express experienced delays because of rock slides in the mountains. The announcement of the hour long delay emptied the train station. The inconvenienced passengers found some comfort in the good English breakfast served at McDunces
Coffee and Buns on Station Road.

McDunces Coffee and Buns

The Gabbing Geezers early morning coffee and tea club was in full debate as people trickled in. This morning's debate centered around the headline in the village paper reading, "First Touch Tone Phones. Now Traffic Lights? Cloverdale, A Community Experiencing Future Shock!" The village council is proposing to replace two of Cloverdale's Roundabouts with traffic lights. Of course, the Gabbing Geezers see no need. Mind you, most of them are beyond the government's allowed age for driving, but if its an opinion you're after, they've got one and be ready for a good hour of explanation, repeated multiple times within that hour.

DunceMail was late in arriving as well due to a misplaced boulder. It rolled down a hillside during the tempest, finding a new resting place on the main road into the village.

Minor flooding was reported along the Clover River around 6:00 A.M. There were no injuries and most cars heeded the village's new "Beware of Floods" sign and drove around the flooded street, although most said it wasn't the sign that dissuaded them from driving through the standing water.
"When I saw old Toffer Moor in his rowboat crossing the road in front of me I took a second thought and found an alternate route," said door to door Fuller Brush salesman Dean Drippley.

The village is returning to normal and life in Cloverdale will continue in its own confused and semi natural way.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Its Hymn Time in Cloverdale with Brother Arvin Wynn.

If its Sunday then its Hymn Time!
Right here on Cloverdale Weekend Television's Community Access Channel (CAC). On CAC the citizens of Cloverdale and surrounding communities can produce and broadcast unique television programs designed to meet local needs.

At 10:00 A.M. CAC presents HYMN TIME, produced and directed by Brother Arvin Wynn of 13 StoneyBrook Road, Cloverdale. Brother Wynn started HYMN TIME in 1994 out of his parent's basement. Today he broadcasts from his new studio in his own home with the assistance of his wife Clara and his son Elijah. During the week You'll find Brother Wynn at his day job, owner and manager of Cloverdale's Flower Pot Flower Shop on the High Street.

Brother Arvin and his family are members of Cloverdale's vibrant Baptist Church. If its Sunday then step outside into your front garden and listen for the sound of music. Follow your ears. They'll lead you the Church on Elm Avenue. Bring your voice and your sins because all sinners are welcome (do not confuse the Baptist Church with the Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall located across the street near the fire hydrant and Weeping Willow).

Today's sermon at Cloverdale's First Baptist Church is titled, "Jesus Loves You This I Know, For the Bible Tells Me So" read by Pastor Les Ferber.

And now it is HYMN TIME on Cloverdale Weekend Television's Community Access Channel with Brother Arvin Wynn.