Sunday, February 1, 2009
A Message from The Confederacy of Dunce’s Minister of Health and Asylums
Each and every day we make choices. We choose what to eat, what to wear, what to say and how we occupy our time. May I also remind you that you can also choose your mood. It is like selecting a crayon from the collection assembled in an old cardboard box.
Do you choose blue and make the day a dreary one for you, your family, coworkers and friends?
Do you choose yellow and color a bright happy day?
Or perhaps you choose something in-between.
Remember, you cannot color a mood and stay between the lines. The color of your mood seeps across the lines on the page and into the drawings of those around you. Your mood affects everyone you come in contact with. Choose carefully.
On behalf of the Ministry of Health I urge you to become master of your mood. Choose your color remembering its effect on you and those around you.
With the Best Wishes for a Bright Day
Minister Cyrus Cornelia
Ministry of Health and Asylums