Friday, February 13, 2009

Darla Dandy and Ladies With a Leash


Darla Dandy was having her hair done at the local beauty shop one afternoon. She was in a frightful hurry. Her poodle Puffy was waiting for her in the car. Puffy had an appointment to have her hair done at Doggie Doos at 1:30 P.M. and it was ten past one already. The stress of making Puffy late for her appointment was causing Doloris to fidget in the chair. She knew how upset Puffy got if she missed her bi monthly visit to Doggie Doos. Puffy enjoyed the royal treatment consisting of a shampoo, cut , blow dry, nail clipping and massage. There was always a special Doggie Biscuit at the end if she was a good girl.

Darla’s hair was finished at 1:40 P.M. Puffy missed her appointed. Puffy was a bad doggie for the next several days. She kept mistaking Darla’s bed for own. She left her doggie droppings on the front porch, not a welcoming site for Darla’s visitors. She sat directly in front of the TV blocking Darla’s view from her favorite chair. She barked in Darla’s ear in the middle of the night and howled whenever Darla put her outside causing many irate phone calls from the neighbors. She bit the mailman and knocked little Jimmy from next door off his tricycle. Darla vowed it would never happen again.

Today Darla Dandy is the proud owner of Cloverdale’s newest business Ladies With a Leash. Never again would a woman suffer what Darla suffered because at Ladies With a Leash a woman and her dog could have their hair done at the same time at the same place! A busy lady could save time but also have a unique bonding moment with her pet.

Darla Dandy welcomes you to her parlor. She is open every day from 9:00 A.M. to 5:20 P.M. and reminds the ladies of Cloverdale that you are only as beautiful as your dog! Make an appointment today.

1 comment:

  1. Darla is on to something big here!!!
    Brings new meaning to the 80's hair perm styles: poodle do's !!!!!!!!!
    hahahahahahah

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