Albert Lewis of 37 Twin Peaks Lane, Cloverdale disrupted the Widow Johnson's sunday school class at the Saved by Grace Baptist Church in Cloverdale today. Acting upon a dare issued by Forest Blume, a well known sunday school miscreant, Albert chewed mightly to soften the gum while the Widow Johnson spoke of mankind's sinful nature. Then, just as she reached the point in the lesson where she held her hands to the heavens and called on the Holy Spirit to touch the hearts and minds of those in her charge, Albert blew his bubble. Exploding through the silence came a POP which surely shook the foundations of heaven.
"Jesus!" The Widow Johnson exclaimed in fright at the sound. The class erupted into laughter.
"Forest Blume!" The Widow Johnson looked straight at the only boy in the class with the nature to do such a thing in a Baptist Sunday School. Forest smiled, then pointed to Albert. The pink remains of the most Righteous bubble were draped over his mouth, chin and nose.
"Albert Lewis?" The Widow Johnson questioned.
"Forest dared me to do it," Albert confessed as he saw her building anger transform her face.
"I should have known. Forest, you have the Devil in you." The Widow Johnson took both boys by the arm and led them straight to the Pastor's office for a proper rebuking.
Sunday's are never dull at Cloverdale's Saved by Grace Baptist Church.
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