The Lu’s are the owners of the Wicked Woc Chinese restaurant, take out, and laundry on Riverside Avenue. Their marquee is a response to the recent internet rumor spreading through Cloverdale in the Shire regarding their ‘Cat in the Hat’ Special of the Week and reading promotional for the local schools.
“It General Tao Chicken in hat of rice. No Cat..No Cat,”
Lie Lu said to a reported from KRAP radio. “We want little ones to read. Cat in Hat yes? You read Cat in Hat yes? You know - it the funny cat wear strip hat. Lean cat, stringy not tasty like siamese. You know book? You read 10 pages you get come here and eat Cat in Hat. No Cat.... No Cat... General Tao Chicken.”
KRAP radio urges our citizens not to react to rumors and keep your animals indoors during this special reading drive. It is cold outside.
The Cloverdale health department recently published an announcement in the Confederacy Times: Several outbreaks of food poisoning have been reported lately from Cloverdale residents claiming to have eaten "the manager's special" at local restaurants. No specific restarants were named in the article, but a Cloverdale Health Department official was quoted as saying" "Never eat the manager's special..the "special" has a tendency to be made up from leftover older specials"...
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