Sunday, July 4, 2010

The Weather for Cloverdale and Surrounding Communities and Sounds of Praise!

Cloverdale Weather.
A cold front surprised many this morning with below average temperatures. Expect highs in the mid 70's and lows in the upper 50's. While rain is scarce there is an abundance of sunshine bathing the Shire with lovely temperate summer temperatures making an pleasant outing a necessity.

Today Cloverdale Weekend Television celebrates 35 years of Sounds of Praise, brought to you by Cloverdale's Council of Churches, hoping to see you in one of our houses of worship today and every weekend. Remember, if you feel distant from God, Guess who moved?

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Wally and Kathy Tesmond Celebrated their 50th Anniversary


Two weeks ago, Wally and Kathy Tesmond printed an add in the Confederacy Times inviting everyone in Cloverdale to attend their 50th wedding anniversary party held last night in the Social Hall of the Saved By Grace Lutheran Church.

The anniversary party started promptly at 5:00 P.M. 5:00 P.M. was thought to be too early by some, but considering many of those that attended were residents of the Nearly There Home for the Aged and Infirmed, a 5:00 P.M. starting time guaranteed a large percentage of the guests would be awake and alert at 7:00 P.M. when the couple planned to re-exchange vows in a wedding renewal ceremony performed by Pastor Lars Sveedeen.

The happy couple greeted everyone as they entered through the double metal fire doors separating the social hall from the chapel. Kathy looked radiant in a pink dress highlighted with small white lace flowers. Her hair was heavily lacquered thanks to a special treatment at Cloverdale’s very own Peter Pan Beauty Salon, where they guarantee to remove years from your appearance using a combination of hair dyes, hair inserts, make up, and clothing from the Mid Life Range consigned from the Woman’s Department of Donaldson’d Department Store.

Wally looked smart in a nicely pressed shirt with bow tie. He was freshly shaved and smelled of Old Spice and Ivory Soap. His grasp was firm even after several years of retirement from their farm.

Wally saw me two people down in the line and perked up. We hadn’t spoken in a couple years and he was always curious about news from The Other World at the end of the railroad tracks leading out of the Confederacy.
“What news from outside our little hamlet?” he asked with a twinkle in his eye and a smile revealing his coffee stained teeth when the slowly moving line deposited me before him.

Before answering I patted his upper arm near the shoulder to demonstrate our friendship.
“A mess Wally, its a real mess out there.” I said in a voice loud enough to be heard over the Clearly Sister’s Trio. The Clearly Sisters provided live music for the party. Eva Clearly played the piano, Margaret Clearly played the Bass and Minerva Clearly sang.

“Economies are nearly bankruptcy, banks are hesitant to lend money and unemployment is still a major factor slowing the recovery world wide,” I said finishing off my summary of world events.
“Oh my,” Wally responded with a look of worry in his eyes for his younger brother and family who lived in the greater Chicago area of the United States.
“Shall we talk later?” I asked, to which Wally nodded and reached out to greet the guest behind me. I left the line and quickly found the refreshment table.

The Saved By Grace Lutheran Church’s Women’s Guild provided the refreshments, served near the kitchen’s open serving window. On the far left of the table was the big industrial coffee pot. Next to the coffee were several trays of Swedish meatballs with toothpick handles. After the meatballs were assorted crackers, buns, cheeses and meats. Desserts consumed the last third of the table. In the center of the room, sitting atop a card table, was an anniversary cake provided by the Piggly Wiggly in store bakery. It was in the shape of the number 50 with butter cream frosting covering a white cake with strawberry filling. The cake was guarded by several of the wheelchair bound residents of the Nearly There Home for the Aged and Infirmed. They held plates in their laps and plastic forks in their hands - ready and waiting for the cake to be served. You see, sweets are discouraged by the Home’s Warden. Many of the residents suffer from diabetes; others suffer from constant infections from bad teeth and poorly fitted dentures.

I made it around the room several times, talking to my friends and neighbors before the ceremony began. The pastor stood near the false waterfall, provided by Ace Hardware’s Outdoors Department. The trickling sound of the water caused Wally to interrupt the re-exchanging of vows to make a quick bathroom stop. The pastor himself was affect by the sounds as were several others, each taking turns excusing themselves from the room. Finally, the pastor stepped firmly down on the small hose recycling the water from the bottom holding tank to the top of the fountain. The trickling sound stopped and everyone was once again able to focus on the service.

Wally and Kathy kissed after the pastor announced they were, once again, husband and wife. Cheering erupted followed by a standing ovation. It was very well planned and executed.

By 8:00 P.M. the event was winding down. The sleeping seniors were wheeled into a waiting van. Everyone else parted one by one, each stopping one last time to wish the couple “Long Life.” I arranged a time to sit down with Wally one on one at the Hairy Lemon Pub to give him the highlights of my last trip into The Other World.

I exited the Social Hall, walked through the church’s foyer and then out through the chapel's large wooden doors into a warm Cloverdale evening. The sun was setting behind the distant mountains. The sky was a painter’s palette of color with bright oranges at the horizon changing to dark blue directly overhead. I walked toward the High Street greeting my fellow citizens along the way.

There is nothing finer than a stroll through the fine village of Cloverdale in the warmth of a summer’s evening. The smell of the Moss Wonderland Bakery dominated the air until my walk brought me close to the Kicking Donkey’s outdoor barbecue. The delicious smell of simmering beef drew me off my chosen path. Perhaps an hour or so with good company and a nice steak cooked medium rare wouldn’t hurt.

I turned toward the Pub, crossed the street and quickened my pace. Off in the distance I heard the whistle of the approaching Coastal Express as it neared the train station.

Life is good in Cloverdale.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Dale Po's New Phone


Dale Po is the son of Lance and Emily Po of Cloverdale. He is a child of remarkable concentration and shows evidence of giftedness. Last week he sat through the entire showing of Shrek at the Grand Theater. The flickering images on the large screen kept his attention. His mother says he even laughed at the right places in the film. Mind you, she isn’t claiming he understood the words, but he seemed perceptive to his surroundings and mimicked the sounds coming from the people around him.

Yesterday Lance Po found a pink plastic toy cell phone while picking up milk and eggs at the local Piggly Wiggly on his way home from work. It was was in a bin of old Christmas toys still waiting for loving homes and kind children. The price was right and Lance thought that if his son had his own phone he wouldn’t keep reaching for his every time it rang.

Lance returned home to find Dale in his high chair and Emily feeding him his mashed carrots. "Look what Daddy's got for you!" he said as he pulled the pink toy from the brown paper grocery bag. Dale clapped his hands in anticipation and reached with both hands to take the phone from his father. Lance handed the phone to the boy. Dale examined it to see if it had all the right buttons. He stuck it in his mouth to get the feel of the plastic on his tongue. Taste was another issue. Dale wanted to determine if the toy's plastic was similar in taste to his father’s cell phone. He squirmed to get out of his high chair. Emily picked him up and sat him on the floor. Dale put his new toy down and layed next to it. He stared at his new toy intently.

Several minutes passed. The boy blinked by did not move. He didn’t take his eyes off the phone. He waited, patiently.

Lance and Emily Po were bewildered. Didn’t he like his new toy? Why wasn’t he playing with it? Had he lost interest that quickly?

Several more minutes passed. Dale still stared and waited.

“He’s waiting for it to ring,” Emily said after thinking about her son's thought processes. “He doesn’t see us playing with our phones. We leave them be until someone calls. That when we pick them up. He doing what he sees us doing.”

“Remarkable,” Lance exclaimed. “But what are we going to do. Take the phone away from him?”

“I have an idea,” Emily said as she reached for the cordless phone next to the sofa. She dialed her husband’s cell phone.
“What are you doing?” Lance asked.
“Shhh, don’t answer,” Emily replied with the smile of a bright idea.

Lance’s phone rang. Dale immediately picked up his pink toy phone and began speaking Gibberish - the International Toddler’s Language. Emily’s idea had worked.

Lance and Emily Po spent the next hour listening to Dale’s conversations. It made for a wonderful afternoon.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Johnny Butler Got In the School Newspaper.


The Head Master of Confederacy Primary School in Cloverdale started a school newspaper club to write a monthly newspaper to celebrate the accomplishments of the students. The club's charter has one undisputed rule; every student in the school had to be honored in the paper at least once during every school year.

Some students were easy to write about. They were the ones that got on the Honor Roll for outstanding marks in their subjects. Then there were the ones that won the science and history fairs. They were also the outstanding athletes, musicians and artists - all easy to write about. The monthly newspaper was full of their stories.

Things got tough toward the end of the year when the newspaper club reviewed the students not mentioned at all in the September to April issues. That meant the May edition had to include them to meet the administration's rule of "every student honored".

Student members of the club found the 'forgotten' students and interviewed them for the May edition. It took some digging but they found something printable.

Little Johnny Butler of 354 Maple Street proved to be the club's most difficult challenge.
"I can solve the Rubik Cube in 14 seconds!" Johnny announced during his final interview with the club's 6th grade reporter.

Johnny took the cube off the teacher's desk and 14 seconds later handed it to the reporter, solved - or so he thought. The reporter looked at the unsolved cube and was about to refute Johnny's statement when Johnny's teachers stopped her by putting her index finger up to her lips. The teacher led the reporter out of the classroom to speak privately.

"Johnny is color blind," the teacher said.
"oh, that makes sense," the 6th grade reporter replied. "Well, we will go ahead and report it as if were true."

Little Johnny Butler had is picture in the paper and the school newspaper ended another school year with its mandate met.

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Clovershire Weather.
Yesterday's torrents of rain from multiple cloudbursts subside today bringing slightly warmer weather throughout the Shire and its communities. Unusually cool temperatures for a mid June day may cause some to wonder whether we are on Summer or Autumn's Eve. This confusion will be answered with much warmer temperatures mid week. A sweater or jacket with umbrella would be a wise choice for your walk to Sunday worship in one of Cloverdale's many churches.